What Would You Do To The Person Above You?

And awful. Poor animals :'(

*helps BWD up and offers to shake hands*

PSYCHE!

*pushes into well and flies into sky on Viridian, cackling madly*

*Flies up into the sky on Alaric and high-five's Dom, then sets fire to Dom's saddle strap*

I know. I had to eat it. twice. eugh...

*Captures Scottie and then tickles him for information about the ring.*

*Bites down on Witch-king of Angmar's arm, then realises that stopping is now almost impossible. Time to go feral!*

I'm gonna kill you Dom!

*jumps onto Ramir and he catches a falling Dom in his teeth. We fly down a big tunnel to the centre of the Earth and drops Dom into the core*

Bye! I hope the temperature is just right!

BWD

After waking up in some shanty town in Africa, I found myself in a box on a ship that's set for Europe, hoping my projectile vomit finds itself on Scottie's head.

??? How is that aimed at me??? I was the person above, above, above you. Anyways...

*Snarls is surprise as the vomit splashes down next to Witch-King of Angmar, teeth slightly withdrawing from his arm*

*Pulls Scottie of Witch-King of Angmar's arm*

Hey, how about you go and talk to Frodo about the location of the Ring and stab him in the gut for good measure because he is such an annoying 3"4 hobbit? He's a plain old wimp!!!

BWD

*cowers in the corner as personality flashes between normal and feral. When stable again, finds a skateboard and throws it at BWD's head*

I just helped you!

*forges more chains in the heart of a dwarf star and ties up Scottie. Give her back to the Witch-King*

Have fun! Oh yes....

*shoots in the shoulder with a silver bullet*

BWD

AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, but silver bullets and werewolves is a myth...

*Morphs into a wolf, wriggling out of the chains and barges Witch-King of Angmar (your name is too long. I'm going to call you WKA) to the ground. Morphs back into a human and pulls the bullet painfully out of my shoulder and pegs it at BWD's head*

*develops Matrix like powers and dodges the bullet*

Sucka!

*Climbs up a really tall tree*

BWD

*claps hands together and uses alchemy to form a claymore sword out of the ground*

Oh really??

*delivers a huge slash to the tree, cutting the trunk in half, making the tree topple to the side into a huge river*

HAHA!!!!

*Pulls on ignition gloves and clicks fingers, sending a huge fireball at the wet and dishevelled BWD clinging to the tree*

*Lets go of tree and claps hands to use Alchemy. Transmutes the wet tree into a shield*

You aren't the only one who can use Alchemy by clapping their hands!! I have seen the Truth too!! But that means....

*Right arm disintegrates*

S***!!!!

*runs to Winry for automail and booting Scottie in the face at the same time for the heck of it*

BWD

OW!!!

*grabs a car and drives to Winry and gets her to make automail for right leg*

YES!!! SUCKED DR WOODGATE!!! I HATE YOUR STUPID IMPLANT!!!

*Runs around in circles*

I CAN RUUUUN!!!

*Sends another fireball at BWD, scorching her hair*

*Blocks fire ball and have my winged stead swallow Scottie whole.*

*Then sits down at my computer and searches for Frodo using Google.*

*Morphs into a wolf and claws out of the winged steed's belly*


Tá mé fosta agat!


*recoils as the full moon comes out, and begins to transform. When fully transformed, hunts everyone!!!*

*Blinks*
In the time that I last posted I've found my way into the middle of a bar fight and shag-hied to Japan, where I'm working as a slave to an evil whale hunter.

I yell out *Help!!!*

*goes and gets Allysmurfy and drops her on to the wolf Scottie and then goes to visit Frodo*

*Snarls at Ally, prowling towards her*

uh-oh, what are you going to do?

Muahahahaha!!! I have my arm back!!

*looks for Scottie*

I found you!! And I somehow managed to go through the rehab for the surgery super fast as well.

*kicks in the head and pushes the moon out of the sky, therefore making Scottie change back*

BWD

I thank BWD endlessly for saving my life, and go and by a sandwich for her, me and Scottie.

I would have helped its just I wasn't here.

*steals Scotties sandwich*

*Steals the sandwich Selena stole from Scottie and sits down and eats it, and then throws Selena into Mount Doom to die a horrible death*

... nasty.

Grabs Narsil from Aragorn and off the Witch-King of Angmar's silly spike thing on top of his helmet